80's Cartoons That Rocked Our World! (Male Version)

Today's cartoons cannot compare with their predecessors of the 80's and 90's. While today's cartoons are much kinder, gentler, and politically correct than past cartoons, I would suggest they also suck. Some may find entertainment value in cartoons like Pokemon, but after a while one wants to put your fork in his ear and jiggle it around until the pain goes away. I remember renting the Transformers movie years back in college, and for all it's flaws, it was still 100 times better than the crap that kids get on Saturday mornings nowadays. And while we're on the topic of cartoons, why do networks only show like three hours of cartoons on Saturdays? When we were young, cartoons started at 6 A.M and ended with Land of the Lost at 12:30 P.M. Now that's what I'm talking about! This list is the male version of cartoons that were the bomb. The female counterpart will be coming soon.

5. Thundercats

This sci-fi action cartoon was the bomb in the 80's. If you were a fan of this show then you probably had tons of Thundercats action figures and paraphernalia all over your room. Regardless of how much you love this show, if you were like me you always thought that the Snarf character was a total bitch and wished secretly that he would bite it in some epic battle with the mutants. Mumm-Ra the Everliving remains one of the best cartoon bad guys of all time, and I would love to see Michael Bay recreate Mumm-Ra for the big screen. Now that would be Badass! Thunder Cats HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

4. Voltron

For those of us who experienced Voltron we will debate any Mighty Morphin Power Ranger lovers and inform you that your show was a total rip-off. In America, Voltron did it first, and did it best. While the show followed the same formula episode after episode, somehow we didn't mind. In every installment Voltron got whooped up on for a bit before he broke out his broadsword and wrecked shop. Much like Snarf's character in Thundercats, we secretly wanted the Green Lion to get housed, because it's operator Pidge was a total wuss. Robot chicken did an awesome tribute to Voltron a few years ago. While the real Voltron never breakdanced, he did stomp all over his opponents to the greatest cartoon theme music of all time.

3. He-Man

While He-Man is eerily similar to Thundercats in so many ways, in a male perspective it's like choosing between ice cream and cake. Yeah, they're both dessert, but they both are equally awesome. One could exchange He-Man with Thundercats and number five quite easily, however I followed He-Man closer than I did Thundercats, so this is a personal call. (sorry Danny) Like Voltron, He-Man had a cookie cutter formula to every episode, and always ended with He-Man and his compatriots whooping Skeletor's ass. One of the most traumatic days of my life when when my mom trashed all my He-Man figures. I don't think I've ever quite recovered from that event. I know that secretly some men still have all their He-Man toys stashed away somewhere hidden from everybody that would ridicule them for hiding plastic men in spandex and leather clothing. Don't be ashamed, we here at the "V" list understand you completely.

2. G.I Joe

I had such a difficult time in putting this cartoon at number two, because it deserves to be number one easily. Since I mentioned action figures earlier, let me say that a had a zillion G.I. Joe action figures and vehicles. G.I Joe did not have a bad episode, and unlike some other cartoons, each installment had a unique storyline and focused on a different character each time. Guys everywhere lost it when Duke was killed by Serpentor in the G.I. Joe movie. Fans of the cartoon can only hope that the live action movie will live up to it's Transformers counterpart. In addition to being a great cartoon, every episode came with a public service announcement from your favorite characters after kids were doing something wrong. Knowing is half the battle! Go Joe!

1. Transformers

The schoolyard debate of the 80's was who would win in a fight, the Transformers or the Go-Bots. Siding with the Go-Bots earned you ostracism from the sandbox followed by years of ridicule and mockery. There was only one Optimus Prime. There was only one Megatron. Last year when Michael Bay made his movie, people began to understand the coolness of the Transformers series. The Transformer movie where Optimus Prime ends his own life to save humanity ranks up there in the top 5 moments that changed my childhood. When I graduated Kindergarten, my parents bought me an Optimus Prime action figure, and it has long stood as one of the greatest gifts of my lifetime. While later generations of Transformers, most notably the Beast Wars have let audiences down, the original still stands as the best cartoon of all-time. Autobots, Roll out!

A Look Back: 2007's Top Moments in Film

2007 was a massive year in cinema, due to a docket of underappreciated films and a vast number of blockbuster sequels (two of which stunk en masse; most notably, Spiderman 3 and Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End). The year was rife with dazzling characters. Ellen Page's Juno. George Clooney's Michael Clayton. Russell Crowe's Richie Roberts. Robert Downey, Jr.'s Paul Avery. All the more riveting were a series of movie moments that conveyed the REMARKABLE talents of Matt Damon, Steven Spielberg, Denzel Washington, and Academy Award winners Javier Bardem and Daniel Day-Lewis. Posted below are the most indelible moments that made 2007 a year to remember.


5. Jason Bourne in Action in Bourne Ultimatum

Jason Bourne became an icon that Matt Damon simply could not shake. In many ways, Bourne was the American equivalent to Britain's James Bond, a character engaging in some of the best scenes of action-packed espionage in American cinema. Due to some ailments he endured on the set (barreling through stunts and fight scenes that were extremely visceral and bruising), Damon wanted Ultimatum to be the final edition to the series. Reportedly, Damon has agreed to add two more films to the Bourne storyline, an offer too good to pass on. When it comes to Ultimatum, choosing one all-encompassing scene is a difficult task, but one to remember is the Tunisian rooftop exchange, capped off by a bad-ass clip of seamless hand-to-hand combat. To quote Kevin Spacey: "[Bourne] showed these men of will what will really was."



4. Optimus Prime's Reincarnation in Transformers


Some film revivals prove to be either too daunting (Episodes I & II of Star Wars) or far too frivolous (Garfield or Alvin and the Chipmunks) to capture the spirit of the original work. Countless films from our childhood failed to live up to the tall order of replicating the work that made it all possible (Masters of the Universe or The Incredible Hulk, to name but a few). In 2007, Steven Spielberg and Michael Bay did more than enough to resuscitate the Transformer series. Whether it was the iconic sound of a robotic being changing from a helicopter to a Decepticon for the first time or the renaissance of Optimus Prime's unforgettable voice over, Transformers was loaded with all it needed to accentuate itself as true Hollywood blockbuster: mind-blowing action and jaw-dropping special effects. Isn't that right, awesome Verizon guy?

3. Frank Lucas Channels Vito Corleone in American Gangster


In processing from the theater after a screening of Spiderman 3 last May, I bore witness to a cardboard cut-out that shook me to the core: Russell Crowe and Denzel Washington would be starring together in a Ridley Scott film entitled American Gangster. Come November, I would not be disappointed by a film that put Crowe on display as a flawed, yet endearing hero and Washington as a ruthless crook you couldn't help but root for. As was the case in the second installment of the Godfather series, the Ridley Scott classic (which, by my standards, was The Departed's equal) had a Don Fanucci-type villain grace the screen, a thug hopping from one business to the next to collect what he felt was rightfully his: a 20% buyout from all commercial ventures in his corridor. So as to show his family the type of respect he could command, Frank Lucas took to the streets to submit a poignant message: this is MY borough, not yours. With his 9mm cocked, Lucas laid waste to a man who was nothing more than a petty thief to Lucas's sheer dominance as the mogul behind New York's widespread heroin racket in the 1970's.



2. Anton Chigurh's Coin Flip in No Country for Old Men


Not since Hannibal Lecter have movie audiences been left so captivated by a villain of his caliber. Enter Javier Bardem's portrayal of Anton Chigurh, an unconventional serial killer (his air-compression gun was outright revolutionary) who purposely got caught by authorities, merely to see if he could escape (which he did, choking an officer to death with handcuffs in coldblooded fashion...and this was just his first moment on-screen). Chigurh had the bone-chilling audacity to toy with his unsuspecting victims, at times allowing a simple coin toss to determine his or her fate. "Call it, friendo," was all it took to fill the drawers of a timid gas station attendant with fear-provoked feces. Classic villainy on Bardem's behalf.



1. Daniel Plainview Exclaims "I drink your milkshake!" in There Will Be Blood


Using Upton Sinclair's Oil! as a backdrop to a wonderfully scripted tale of the lure of avarice and glory, There Will Be Blood told the story of rival scoundrels, Reverend Eli Sunday (Paul Dano) and Daniel Plainview (Daniel Day-Lewis), a pair who would stop at nothing to earn the will of their people through spiritual falsehood and financial domination. Criticized for its plodding pace and overwhelming thematic content (Plainview's evil intent was beaten to death), There Will Be Blood made for a quality film, due in part to a scintillating conclusion that is 2007's, if not the decade's, best. The ending needs to be witnessed in its entirety to be fully appreciated. Through all degrees imaginable, Plainview played Eli like a fool, going so far as to resort to bowling alley implements to put an end to Sunday's pathetic excuse for a life. The 'milkshake' reference is inspired by the Teapot Dome Scandal, in which director Paul Anderson resorted to taped confessionals for historical clout to the There Will Be Blood landscape. For all intensive purposes, the final scene serves as a testament to DDL's brilliance in thespianship, a performance well-deserving of the Oscar. 'Draaaaaainnnnaaaage!'